An engineer dies and goes to heaven, presenting himself before St. Peter.  St. Peter looks in the great book and can't find the engineer, so he sends the engineer down to hell.  After a few days in Hell, the engineer decides to make some improvements, running water, flushing toilets, air conditioning, and stuff like that. God eventually calls up the Devil, and says, "Devil, how are things down in Hell?"  Satan quickly responds that things are going great.  God is shocked...

An engineer dies and goes to heaven, presenting himself before St. Peter.  St. Peter looks in the great book and can't find the engineer, so he sends the engineer down to hell.  After a few days in Hell, the engineer decides to make some improvements, running water, flushing toilets, air conditioning, and stuff like that. God eventually calls up the Devil, and says, "Devil, how are things down in Hell?"  Satan quickly responds that things are going great.  God is shocked...